her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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