Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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