brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
