oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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