And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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