I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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