I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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