I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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