I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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