the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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