Where are you?
In a non slutty way
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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