Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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