If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
