New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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