Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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