Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i may or may not be watching the land before time
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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