Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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