...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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