This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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