I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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