doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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