let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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