I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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