I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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