This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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