Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Nicole vs. Life
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
