Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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