Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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