I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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