No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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