: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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