If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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