You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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