Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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