It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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