On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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