I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Your penis caused this!
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
