do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
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you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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