this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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