therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Come on in and take your pants off
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