and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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