You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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