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Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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