my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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