doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Randomize
