he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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