im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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