Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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