plz talk dirty to me
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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