just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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