no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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