You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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