I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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