Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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