just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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