And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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