i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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