Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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