South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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