found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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